reasons why babies are not needed:

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

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that one time i was literally reduced to tears for mcdonalds…

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Chapter 8: The Cruel Tutelage of Pai Mei

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I’ve tried to refrain from commenting on the situation in Missouri because I feel so many others before me have said exactly what needs to be said, but seriously this is fucking heartbreaking to keep seeing the images out of Ferguson.. Media personnel have now been warned to stay away due to…

This aggression will not stand, man.


Landscapes, 2014 | by Randy P. Martin


Ellen remembers some of the amazing kids we’ve had on the show. Truly amazing.


i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

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